I'm guessing you've got opposable thumbs and the ability to pull a straw from your nostriles if you were unfortunate enough to have that happen to your face.
Sea Turtles however are not so fortunate. Sure they get to go to the beach whenever they want and swim in the ocean all the time, and that's AWESOME! But the downside is that they have to deal with our trash.
This Straws shirt does more than tell others that you have great taste in fashion, it lets people know what kind of awesome environmentally aware and responsible person you are and reminds them to be likewise especially with their plastic waste. Straws - Jaws Parody Shirt, Is a parody of the 1975 jaws movie poster. Straws, You'll never go in the water again, ( We hope) Skip the Straw Save a Turtle.